From the Grammar Police

Some graphics writers just don’t give a dam!

Candy Hatcher Gregor

Lots of incidents, but just one wave that scares beachgoers.

Same mistake. Lots of planes, but just one grounding that cripples the route.

Do you know regulatory bodies which result in physical injuries? We don’t either. That’s just wrong! We searched the internet and this particular outlet had mistyped the quote. It says, “…any regulatory body and could result in physical injury…”

When you blow out your opponent, the result is a blowout.

Again: Everyday is an adjective meaning common. You stretch every day.

Does this mean several spots on the left side but just one on the right? We’ve heard about the fight for restroom parity, so we asked someone who’d gone in, and, well, there’s space for more than one woman.

Specialty. And no apostrophe!!!!

In a segment back in March 2021, we explained that “troop” is a unit. It isn’t a synonym for a soldier. We weep for these three soldiers.

Jeff Burns

We barely can bear to see mistakes like this. This is about the former group Lady Antebellum. Should be, “bore the same name.”

And we go to the video archive for Segment 62: Say it. Don’t spray it. Part two. https://youtu.be/bK5GaUocSJA

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