What’s missing in this picture?

Carl Spackler needed an 8-iron. And this headline needs an apostrophe: “Golfers’ Paradise.”

Or steps.

These guys really puntured our confidence!

Keep this in mind when you plan to retur!

Hope you won’t have a problem with the vinager and have to retur it!

Wouldn’t you you like to earn earn an extra extra three hundred dollars bucks? I know I would would.

The name of the town is Greenacres.

The apostrophe gremlin’s strike again!

What’s a paintie?

Bonus: We’re sympathetic to companies for whom English isn’t their first language. Can you find the mistakes below? Send to eliot@eliotkleinberg.com.

Glass houses strike again! Our June 20 segment had a few typos, which some of our loyal readers promptly caught. Thank you and please accept our grovel.

Readers: "Something Went Horribly Wrong" features samples of bad writing we see nearly every day. You can participate! Be our duly deputized “grammar police:” Your motto: “To protect and correct.” Send in your photos of store signs, street signs, newspaper headlines, tweets, and so on. It doesn’t have to be a grammatical error. It can be just what we call “cowardly writing.” Include your name and home town so we properly can credit you. You're free to add a comment, although we reserve the right to edit or omit. Now get out there! Send to Eliot@eliotkleinberg.com

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